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A Tear for R2 By Fagatron

Toby Keith is Retarded
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Legalize It By Fat Midget

13 Questions With The Hives By CrazyAss

Lets Elect A Democrat Next Year By Mr Pickles

Jerry Garcia Is Dead By Fat Midget

Patriotic. Yeah Right. By Fat Midget

Sucked In 2002 By CrazyAss13

Apparently, Im a Homo By Fagatron

Conversations With a Midget
By Fagatron

You Voted, Didn't You? By Mr Pickles

Art Vs. Marketing By Fagatron

Christians Are Stupid By Fat Midget

Nerds Gone Wild! By Fagatron

Dr. Snack Trial Mix Review By Fagatron

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New York's Finest Baby Killer By Fagatron

Five Movie Reviews
By CrazyAss13

Brad In Bolder By Mr Pickles

6/07/04

SO LONG MISTER REAGAN

THE DAY AFTER PARTY PHOTO'S | He tried to have ketchup reclassified as a vegetable to save money | An interview with Public Enemy's Chuck D and Hank Shocklee | Ronald Wilson Reagan | Mitch Greenblatt | GALLERY OF THE FORBIDDEN | Meghan Quinn Photography | Twiggy | If only hed put womens underwear on his head instead | Farenheit 9/11 Trailer | Fake Iraq Homevideo | Would You Tap That | Ronni Tuscadero | Yank My Crank


5/26/04

Sorry gay dudes, Clay Akins likes teh poontang & hooters and he took this photo to prove it!


David Cross doesn't see shitty movies | I saw Lindsay Lohan smoking! | LINDSAY LOHAN'S fake hooters | A Day In The Life Of A Conan Writer | Christina Aguilera's sex tape | Coming to your email soon: Why you should never put your picture on the Internet ... | WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP! BEEFCAKE ALERT! | How To Fake A UFO | NORTH DAKOTA DECLARED URBAN LEGEND


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A small clip of Fahrenheit 9/11 | Presidential Prayer Team | American Forces Radio fires a daily barrage of Rush Limbaugh at its million uniformed listeners. So why are liberals kept off the military's airwaves? | Remove Rush Limbaugh from American Forces Radio | More Abu Ghraib Abuse Photos I Berg beheading: No way, say medical experts | US tactics 'heavy handed' says Straw memo. | Gen. Zinni: 'They've Screwed Up' | Bush's Third-Party Threat | Did gay marriage destroy heterosexual marriage in Scandinavia?


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5/20/04

Surprise! My web page on the internet has been updated! PS. I have not checked my email in ten million years so if you've emailed me in the last ten million years and have not heard back from me it's because I have not checked my email for ten million years.

Jon Stewart's ('84) Commencement Address | Andy Kaufman Returns | Andy Kaufman Returns After 20 Years | Eyelid Piercing | Kerry pulls ahead of Bush in new poll | The WHIZZINATOR | LINDSAY LOHAN BUSTED! | Kizimecca | r Dick | THE 100 SCARIEST MOVIE SCENES OF ALL TIME! | The Infinite Cat Project | Clean Up Your Dog Poo | truth about lochness | That Al Gore claimed to have invented the Internet has got to be the most successful flat-out lie since, well, the last one. | What would Kirk Cameron do? | The Jesus Factor | Sworn statement from prisoner: witnessed an Army translator having sex with a boy. He said the boy was between 15 and 18 years old. Someone hung sheets to block the view, but said he heard the boy's screams and climbed a door to get a better look. Said he watched the assault and told investigators that it was documented by a female soldier taking pictures. 'The kid was hurting very bad,' he said...

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4/26/04

john kerry is a douche bag but im voting for him anyway dot com | some pictures a friend brought back from iraq | college downtime | gena lee nolin sex tape | anti-panti or thong be gone | snuff video linked to model | mary kate and the ugly one gallery | filippo scozzari | smoke | tom waits mp3's | snikk snakk | the boy fitz hammond | chax | pornocha | teen kelly


4/22/04

Thanks all the people who entered the Kill Bill 2 contest. I think your all winners but only ten of you get a prize. The prize winners = Brendan Cullen, Kelly Nelson, Matt Blais, Brent Smith, Ben Hanten, Patrick Smith, Juan Treminio, Katie Hughes, Jason Bush, and Matt Hudson.

Fagatron is back! Check out "A Tear for R2" By the one and only Fagatron 2093!


4/20/04

When I was a kid I thought Barbara Mandrell was the hot. Shudder. You got to check this out. Country Music Wax Museum Memorabilia Collectibles. Over 50 Life Size Figures, Sets, Clothes, Up For Auction! | Another reason to support the troops or The Camel Spider | More Camel Spider Info | Miss Ping kinda like Shag | Sarah PhotoGirl | Shaunna Peterson | Tarantino plans Kill Bill: Vol 3 (if you have not saw Vol 2 don't click) | BRITAIN FOR AMERICANS | KHAAAN! ... KHAAAN! | Tied up celebraties or In a perfect world... Kelly Rippa | Disused Stations On London's Underground | WEARING UNDEROOS IS FUN | BananaGuard | We Built This Shitty HAW HAW HAW

If you have not signed up for the Kill Bill: Vol 2 give away please do now. I'm going to pick the winners today. Details can be found below in my last post.

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4/15/04

Kill Bill 2 opens in theaters everywhere this Friday! Critics have been giving this film rave reviews. Some claim that 2 is even better then 1, and if you saw Kill Bill 1 you know that is a bold statement. So make sure you check out Kill Bill 2 this weekend.

Thanks to a cool guy in Miramax Marketing CA13 has 10 Kill Bill 2 soundtracks and 10 Kill Bill 2 posters to give away. For a chance to win 1 of each send your name and mailing address to . I'll pick 10 emails at random and give them to Miramax and they will send the swag your way. Please, only one entree per person. US residents only. Thanks.


4/13/04

Instead of watching President Bush's speech tonight I decided I'd expand my mind and go to The Girl Next Door. Not the worse movie I've ever spent 8 bucks on but it's a bad sign when a 110 min movie seems more like a 4 hours.

Now that Rebecca Romijn and John Stamos are splitsville, I wonder if Fagatron2093 is willing to do a new take on his Rebecca Romijn review. Speaking of Fagatron, he has a new article. I've had it for some time. Now that CA13 is rolling again I will post it. Post it I will. Sorry for the delay Fag.

ARE YOU READY! The Miz has his own site! I've posted this before but it's a new site and boy is it stupid.

AVN Hall of Famer Janine Lindemulder, considered by many to have been the most beautiful woman to ever work in adult, has come out of retirement and this time shes doing boys. I had no idea she was married to Jesse James, host of Monster Garage and owner of West Coat Choppers.

Photoshop fun with the I F on the first date kid.

ACES! Kill Bill 2 Trailer!

Wilco - "a ghost is born". Check it out.

Jeff Tweedy has something in common with Rush Limbaugh?!?! Oh heavens!

Welcome to Candy Band Land! For some reason this made me think of Old Skull. Which is the best name a group of 9 year olds ever came up with for a punk band. I mean ever. They were 9 when their first album came out so I guess they would be about 24 now. To peak so early.

I seriously doubt the White House cares about such things (Condi if you are, lets talk) but it would seem to me that if USA Today made it easier for a nation to monitor the weather through good design, why not give design a crack at making it easier to stop terrorism?

This is Bush's 33rd visit to his ranch since becoming president. He has spent all or part of 233 days on his Texas ranch since taking office, according to a tally by CBS News. Adding his 78 visits to Camp David and his five visits to Kennebunkport, Maine, Bush has spent all or part of 500 days in office at one of his three retreats, or more than 40 percent of his presidency.

I've been listening to Air America as much as I can. In fact I'm thinking of getting XFM so I can listen to that shit in my car. It's pretty good and you should check it out if you like that kind of thing. The O'Franken Factor has a nice blog too.

Rush Limbaugh on Queer Eye?

If you hate Michael Moore don't click this.

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4/12/04

I'm not dead.

JESUS ROCKS | Posh & Becks Sex Play | IS OUR MOVIE RUN RONNIE RUN OVERRATED? | D A I L Y???R E A S O N???T O D I S P A T C H???B U S H |

The Apprentice Women in FHM | Cameron from Real World San Diego Gone Wild | Get Laid Cowboy

That was so worth it.


3/1/04


Worster Album Covers Ever II.

The Family Guy To Return. Nice, I'm getting sick of watching the same ones over and over on the Cartoon Network.

Rockstar have announced that the next game in the Grand Theft Auto series will be subtitled San Andreas and that it will be released in the UK on 22 October. The PS2-exclusive game will hit shelves in the US three days earlier.

Let's Mock The Dead. I like this kind of thinking.

Zombies! I'm a fan of the original Dawn of The Dead but I'm not sure what I think of this.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off Soundtrack. Oh Yeah!

Years ago someone told me that if you played Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven song backwards that you could make out "satanic messages". ACES!

The Accidental Video Game Porn Archive.

This is the temporary website for the band CANINUS (pronounced K-9-us).

Open directory to a bunch of people looking like jerks.

fingerinthedyke.ca . There is no way you can not click that link.

Sex Advice From Liz Phair.

Voting Is For Old People. I would buy this shirt because I think it is funny if the design wasn't so lame.

How to use a hand puppet to meet, attract, and date tons of single women... It's so crazy it just might work.

Many U.S. Expatriates Prefer 'Anybody But Bush'. It's not my headline or story but go ahead and send me hate mail.

Tim Blevins, a Vietnam veteran from Waterloo, Iowa, isnt fond of John Kerrys antiwar activities after he came back from Vietnam but says Kerry went to Vietnam and fought like a man. He didnt use his daddys connections to hide in the Air Guard and avoid fighting for his country like Bush.

Bush taking U.S. backward, voters assert.

Doonesbury's Bush Contest Yields No Winner Yet.

As God Told Me ... Andy Rooney bitch slaps Pat Robertson and Mel Gibson.

Urgent Action Needed. Haitians in Haiti are being slaughtered. | Aristide says U.S. 'coup' forced him out but the Bush administration vigorously denied earlier reports that Aristide was kidnapped by U.S. troops.

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2/25/04

"The fact of the matter is we live in a free society, and freedom means freedom for everybody, and I think that means that people should be free to enter into any kind of relationship they want to enter into. It's really no one else's business in terms of trying to regulate or prohibit behavior in that regard."

"The next step, then, ... is the question you ask of whether or not there ought to be some kind of official sanction, if you will, of the relationship. That matter is regulated by the states. I think different states are likely to come to different conclusions, and that's appropriate. I don't think there should necessarily be a federal policy in this area."

Vice President Dick Cheney

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2/18/04

I tried to update the site a few times in the last few weeks but I got nowhere fast. So some of the links and junk in this update might be soooo two weeks ago. Learn to live with it bitch.

I am so gay for The OC. I hit that shit every week. It's the only show that I actually try to be home and watch every week. It's so stupid in that good way, you know. Anyway, the show always has some crappy "hip" new music like Rooney that the record companies are trying force down the throats of the teens of today. Tonight the show ended with this total crap cover of Oasis's "Wonderwall". I'm no big Oasis fan but this really sucked. I couldn't wait to see who was the lame ass douche bag covering it was. To my surprise the lame ass douche bag turned out to be Ryan Adams. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

My girlfriend watches Newlyweds after The OC so I end up watch that too even though I'm working on the web or doing something else. I've decided that there is only one way Newlyweds can end that would please me. Murder suicide. Nick, if by some act of God your reading this, kill her and then turn the gun on yourself. It's the only way out.

Thanks go out to Brendan of Brendanverse who is my new t-shirt buddy. Thanks buddy!

Tori Allen, all around champion climber. A link for all the other extreme dude and babe rock climbers out there.

I'll stayed in some rank ass motels in my day but...

Down Syndrome Dolls.

Helmut Newton biography by JG Ballard.

Wilco Confronts New 'Ghost'. ACES! A new Wilco album.

"Black Eye for the Straight-laced Guy" might be next. Showtime Networks has ordered a presentation pilot for "Make Me Cool," a primetime reality series in which a squad of hip African Americans helps terminally uncool individuals -- not just Caucasians -- overcome their obstacles. I'm glad it's not just Caucasians, because that would be racist or something.

TOILET BOWL SNAKE ATTACKS ON THE RISE! This is my greatest fear.

Barbie & Ken Splitting After 43-year Romance.

My tribute to the Saturday Morning Shows of the 70s. Electra Woman and Dyna Girl is the nut sack.

Cool website.

YEAR OF THE MONKEY! THE FIFTY COOLEST APES OF ALL TIME! retroCRUSH is great.

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Vietnam Veterans Against John Kerry.

John Kerry, not hanging out with Jane Fonda. Check out the story here.

Bush 'Troubled' by San Francisco's Gay Marriages. It's interesting article that explains what it takes to amending the constitution.

Do you really know where the candidates stand? Learn about the candidates through their platforms, not their personalities.

"I do not recommend drinking urine . . . but if you drink water straight from the river, you have a greater chance of getting an infection than you do if you drink urine." - Howard Dean

Check out the MAHER ON MARRIAGE piece on this website. Very funny and well done.

Quotes From Either President of the United States George W. Bush or Senator/Chancellor/Emperor Palpatine from the Star Wars Movies.

"Here's, here's the bottom line on this for every American and everybody in the world, nobody knows for sure, all right? We don't know what he has. We think he has 8,500 liters of anthrax. But let's see. But there's a doubt on both sides. And I said on my program, if, if the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it's clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush Administration again, all right? But I'm giving my government the benefit of the doubt," Bill O'Reilly said. "

GOP says Iraq intelligence failure caused by Clinton budget cuts. If all else fails blame Clinton.

Doubts were cut from Iraq report. Where the public version was full of assertions, the report to top officials contained cautions.

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