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The Death Pool October 24th
That's the day the music died for me. I really enjoyed the sniper frenzy and was a bit sad when it ended. Every day was like Christmas Eve because I couldn't wait to get up and find out if anyone had been shot. YIPPEE! The day they shot that 13-year-old boy or girl, I'm still not sure which, I knew this was really something special, these fools were CRAZY! Damn you FBI for being all smart and ruining the fun. Jack Black
There was a time when I thought Jack Black was a funny guy. In fact when he first appeared on Mr. Show I thought that guy was one funny mother fucker, and the first time I saw Tenacious D perform I almost bust a nut. I guess the honeymoon is over because I can't think of one funny thing Mr Black did in 2002. What exactly did Jack Black do in 2002? Well he was in Orange County, a funny movie if your a twelve year old, and he co-hosted the MTV Movie Awards, he wasn't funny. Jack Black can suck it. Guns N Roses
Worse comeback ever! I was so excited when G N R performed on MTV earlier this year! Sure Axl sounded like shit but it was G N R! Rock and roll on the MTV! G N R started a US and Canada tour shortly after that performance that caused a few riots and ultimately was canceled. Judging from some of the bootlegs, when they did perform it wasn't that great. Christina Aguilera
I hate to beat a dead horse here but Christina Aguilera really sucked in 2002, not that I really cared for her in 2001 or 2000, but Christina really did some dumb shit last year. Christina changed her image from sassy to trashy in 2002. She released a soft core porn video for her single Dirrty, a "sexy" Rolling Stone cover, a trashy MTV Music Awards outfit, a fake sex tape, and a new album cover. This would have been all fine and good if she wasn't ugly. Carrot Top
Carrot Top has sucked for a long time, in fact I'm willing to bet he has sucked since birth. I fucking hate 1 800 COLLECT for putting this fucker on our tv's every commercial break and I for one will never dial down the middle as long as they are giving C Top work. Avril Lavigne
Why America? Why? Yu-Gi-Oh!
I'm still not really sure what Yu-Gi-Oh is, I stumbled upon it one day when looking up the most popular searches on Yahoo. I do know it's some kind of a card game and it's making kids gay. John Edward
I feel like there's a J- or C-sounding name attached to this. Jerk Off or Jerk Ass or Cock Sucker. Who's this M name? Mother Faggot or Mother Fucker, or some D-B-sounding name, either Douche* or Bag, or Douche Bag - it's like a Big Douche Bag - sounding name. I got it! It's John Edward! *Best South Park Ever Iron Mike Tyson
What Mike Tyson's new Muslim name? Allah Byt Shu! HAW HAW HAW! Old Iron Mike talked lots of shit before his fight with Lewis in 2002. "I will put my fist through his head and brain. I want his brain to come in contact with my fist. I want to damage his brain." That was Mike Tyson, before the fight against Lennox Lewis, where he was knocked senseless. No, make that more senseless than usual. The worse thing about this fight was the fact I thought Tyson would win and I told everyone that would listen how Tyson would be champ again. YOU'VE MADE A FOOL OF ME FOR THE LAST TIME TYSON! Butt Cleavage
I've found in most cases the people that show butt cleavage are, well, butt. Put that crack away I don't want to see it. Kami
How the fuck does a puppete get aids? Did she fuck another infected puppet? A dirty needle? Maybe a HIV positive puppeteer? That's just stupid. Let's Roll
Lisa Beamer filed for a trademark on the phrase "Let's Roll," used by her husband just before he and a group of passengers attempted to overcome their September 11th hijackers. Little know fact, what he really said is "Let's kick some camel jocky ass!" but that's too long for bumper stickers so they condensed it to "Let's Roll". Attorney General John Ashcroft
Fed up with having his picture taken during events in the Great Hall in front of semi-nude statues, John Ashcroft order massive draperies to conceal the offending figures. The Great Hall is decorated with large aluminum statues, one female statue wears a toga-style garment, with one breast entirely exposed. The draperies cost the tax payers over $8,000 but money is no object when it comes to preventing the American public from seeing a naked tit. Thank you Mr. Ashcroft you are a true homosexual. Segway
Just what we needed, an invention that will make fat lazy people fatter and lazier. I know this is just a small sample of what sucked in 2002 so feel free to use the comment section and let me know what else sucked in 2002.
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