Legalize It


Recently I have noticed that there is a lot screwball politicians and wacko medical rights people trying to get pot legalized for medicinal purposes. Why don't these fruitcakes just admit it, they want pot legalized so they can go down to the Zwikee Mart and pickup a carton of J's instead of driving to some trailer park and meeting with some shady character all the while worrying about getting stuck in some bizarre sex and drug sting.

Do potheads really care if someone needs relief from spasms and pain when they are dying of a terminal disease? Even as potheads they can't be honest about their intentions? It's like Clinton "I didn't inhale" Yeah and I don't wipe my ass after I take a shit either.

I think our nation is turning into a bunch of spineless weasels that can't even be honest about intentions of stonedom. Oh yeah, the politicians that are pushing for it say we gotta take babysteps. Bullshit. Its all or nothing baby.

Fuck this shit about making rope and cooking oils. The only rope I want made from hemp is the one that will lead me to a barn loft filled with bales of golden bud and hippie chicks dancing topless around a huka.

I think it is pretty sad when we can't even admit as a nation that we want to get high. Boy, the ones that came up with medicinal angle must have been smoking some pretty good stuff. Prescribed by their doctor of course.

FAT MIDGET

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