Yeah. I'll update soon. Working on a new design. By the way, Wilco concert + front row tickets + meeting the band before the show = freaking awesome. I rule. Anyway check out They Will Rock You, Perfect Echo, Pom Pom Ranch, Peep Show Stories, and Raymi The Minx, while your waiting for me to do some more cool shit.
9/12/03
Two families move from Saudi Arabia to America. When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet -- in a year's time, whichever family has become more American will win. A year later when they meet again, the first guy says, "My son's playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?"
The second guy says, "Fuck you, rag-head!"
OH FLIP! Legendary Pixies To Reunite For Tour, Album!
The Funny Side Of Celine
Interview of Andy Milonakis AKA "The Super Bowl Is Gay"
ACE OF BASE. THEY HAVE NEW ALBUM! DA CAPO - IS THE NAME OF THE ALBUM!
Cleveland Indians minor leaguer Kazuhito Tadano is gay.
David Blaine, 30, aims to survive in his tiny Perspex box home for 44 days with just water and NO food.
Hotski Britney Spears New Rolling Stones Photos
Adam Neate is an artist who lives and works in the heart of East London.
His most recent project entitled "Left and Found" involved painting over 100 individual canvases and hanging them on found nails on buildings around East London.
Mark Ryden produces painstakingly painted, pastel-colored canvases of less-than-innocent children in surroundings so compulsively packed with nutty detail as to try the eye severely. Bunnies, choice cuts of raw meat, the visage of Abraham Lincoln and sugary religious icons are among his continuing motifs.
A Year in Review
A look back at Powell's case on Iraq. Six months ago, the most detailed U.S. case for invading Iraq was laid out. How does it stand up now?
What You Think You Know About Sept. 11 &
The Top 25 Censored Media Stories of 2002-2003
George Walker Bush is the ANTI-CHRIST ?
We Live Together (NWS) | NeOnbubble | bOg | ApeChild
Via One Trick Pony
9/2/03
I've been gone. Some of this post is old because I forgot to put it up before I left.
So is everyone sick of this yet? Kissing Xtina and Britney? Madonna you've sunk to an all time low. Yeah. Check out the video too.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Macaulay Culkin to play a young Hannibal Lecter in THE LECTER VARIATION?!?!?
Anna Kournikova still sucks at tennis.
So You Wanna Be A Glam Rocker?
Porn Star Guru | Pam Anderson
Check out what every white kid in the burbs is drinking.
Guns and Dope Party | What the shit is this?
Arnold Schwarzenegger once told a magazine interviewer about participating in an orgy with other bodybuilders, noting that "everybody jumped on" the woman involved and "took her upstairs where we all got together." The California Republican added that not every muscleman participated in the gang bang, "just the guys who can fuck in front of other guys. Not everybody can do that. Some think that they don't have a big-enough cock, so they can't get a hard-on."
The Fine Erotic Works of KellyMichaelCharlesLind
Celebs Without Makeup | Electra Woman and Dyna Girl
There are some pretty funny captioned images on this site. I LOLed at this one.
Beyonce's Booty | Bill O'Reilly Wants You To Shut Up
Cult Sirens | God Save The Queen
War affects everyone, not just those directly involved in the fighting. This webpage is a simple attempt to demonstrate one of the more quantifiable effects of war: the financial burden it places on our tax dollars.
Iraqis Fault U.S. For Mosque Bomb
HAY NERDS! The DVD won't come out until November 25, but you can already jerk off to the 11 deleted scenes featured on the X2: X-Men United DVD online!
Prolific singer/songwriter Wesley Willis has passed away at the age of 40.
Isn't this like a Mentos commercial or something?
A HOT and SEXY way advertise headphones!
Jamie Koeppe winner of WWE diva's contest ONE | TWO
The new White Stripes video has Kate Moss pole dancing.
Underwear that lets your sack hang free. That is, if you have a sack.
9 PORN MOMENTS I WOULD PAY TO SEE!
Evidence of WMD at Last
Sometimes I curse the day photoshop was ever invented.
I-Just | Willard J Outsider Folk Art | Madden Football Jinx | Pump Friction | Bettie Page | New York Unerground |David Beckham's Celebrity Quiz "Name That Mane!" | How to Pick Up a Really Hot Babe | Paris Hilton Porn Star or Paris Hilton Pop Star | Your father waz here motha'fuckers | Breaching Great Whites
Take a look at the awesome art of Cynthia von Buhler.
Thom Filicia, Queer Eye For the Straight Guy's interior designer, did not graduate from Syracuse University as his Bravo cable network profile claims. OHHHHHHH NO! I knew this was all to good to be true! WHY CAN'T WE EVER HAVE ANYTHING NICE!
Veterans are condemning House Republicans' failure to deliver a $3.2 billion boost for the Veterans Affairs Department that would have shrunk the agency's waiting list for medical care.
Bush Job Performance Continues to Slip
"They can dish it out, but they can't take it" Al Franken talks about his big victory over the Fox News bullies, why Bush can be thrown out in 2004, and comedy as a political weapon.
HOTZA HOTZA Club Sluts | exbyte | bl0g | Milk and Cookies
Ahnold Took The Pot!?!?
Adult film actress Mary Carey is running against Ahnold
Hay you Neo-Maxi Zoomed Dweebie! Sixteen Candles, Weird Science, and The Breakfast Club will be released on DVD on September 2nd! OH FLIP! Check out this "Oh Sexy Girlfriend" soundboard and take this test to see which character you are. It turns out I'm...............
Take the Which Character Am I? Quiz
LAST WORDS.....COCKPIT VOICE RECORDINGS, TRANSCRIPTS / AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TAPES
Jewis Hip to the Hop...50 Shekel
Nothing says "I love you" like a phone call from Tony Todd
Sad doggy-wheelchairs | Cool d00ders doggy-sunglasses
BEN CHEATED WITH ME' -- AFFLECK'S LOVER TELLS ALL
New Japanese Products. The internet seems to rely on those wacky orientals coming up with something new each month, so we want you to invent fake Japanese products that the gullible will be sending each other for years to come. Immerse yourself in Japanese pop culture.
Kate Moss photographed by Chuck Close.
Is it morally wrong for one to "bait" one's dog with peanut butter to get him to lick one's cock or pussy? Assume the dog is completely willing and licks up the peanut butter of his own accord. Is this animal abuse?
FOX NEWS star Bill O'Reilly lobbied his network to file suit against author Al Franken and his upcoming book "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right," top sources tell the DRUDGE REPORT.
Newsweek's Bogus Trendspotting | Art Principles Animated | Shitkid | Dead Exposure - Photo Project | Bootlegs R Dead | White Trash |
US military families push to bring Iraq troops home
U.S. Army apologizes for copter incident
US tried to plant WMDs, failed: whistleblower
Mary-Kate & Ashley are on the cover of the september issue of Rolling Stone. Ga Ga Ga Goo.
In The Vip Free Hotza Hotza Movies
Dooce | Lamereactor | Intent City | Slez | Slapass
80's Trivia Quiz
Check out this awesome ANIMAL HOUSE Soundboard. TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
ACES! The 20th ANNIVERSARY DVD OF MONTY PYTHON'S THE MEANING OF LIFE SPECIAL EDITION DVD will be released on SEPTEMBER 2, 2003!
The 2-Disc Special Edition Comes Complete with Newly-Created Special Features Including an Alternate Ending and Outrageous Gags from the Original Pythons. This is soooooo going in my movie library.
GENIE IN A DRIVE THRU: CHRISTINA AGUILERA BECOMES A NORMAL WOMAN
Ghetto Prom 2003
NATIONAL PRAYER DAY - PRAY FOR THE DEATH OF BILL O'REILLY
Ohhhhhhhh Noooos! Gobot Rape!
The Glamour, Pin-Up, and Erotic Art of Dave Nestler
NOT MIKE TYSON'S FURY
Paul is a dead man. Miss him. Miss him. MISS HIM!
SICK
Contract with America Underwear. George likes them tight.
Drawings of aliens by the children the aliens abduct
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
Pickup line for women holding a babies: "So, I see you like to fuck."
Rock and Roll Confidential Hall of Douchebags
Sean Mccall Photographer | Cat Art | | Cat Art II | Photoshop God I | ASCII ROCK AND ROLL | HULK'S DIARY | Ahnold
Fiendster is a online community that connects people through networks of fiends who are into boring the pants off each other or who want to make new fiends fast.
Introvertster is an online community that prevents stupid people and friends from harrassing you online.
STD-ster is an online community that connects people through networks of sexual partners for tracking STD contraction.
Reese Witherspoon Naked Titties | Oh No You Didn't Britney Spears Topless Pictures
Mad Pleasures | bOg | Roraz | Attu Sees All
What Is Hot? Illustrations By Coop via Reverse Cowgirl
Bill Maher Weblog
This short film is a wonderful parody on the ending of every 1980's movie you've ever seen! via Milk and Cookies
Frida by Kahlo:? A story in Self-Portraits via Chapel Perilous
Bush's 9-11 Secrets
The Museum of Hoaxes
Disdain for Bush Simmers in Democratic Strongholds
Shrunken Head Galleries
Scawl Collective
Flash mobs: a new social phenomenon?
Look like a real asshole for just 20 bucks.
Famous Drink / Food Fonts
The afternoon kicked off on a low point for Timberlake when a concertgoer's sign questioning the singer's sexuality made it to the jumbotrons for about 15 seconds.
US anti-war activists hit by secret airport ban
UFO Artwork
The pages in this index contain information on these 80's cartoons, images and screenshots, and links to sites about the cartoons.
How To Draw The Nipples Back On Victoria's Secret Catalogue Models Using Adobe Photoshop
Gigli
Angelina Jolie angry after nipples removed from poster
Now we pay the warlords to tyrannise the Afghan people
What in the hell is this?
What in the hell is this? Part II
WELCOME TO CHARM SCHOOL ART & DESIGN
The Bush Administration's Top 40 Lies about War and Terrorism
Super Awesome Photography
Crazy people make the best art
This is the best site on the internet
T.S.O.L. Frontman Running For Governor Of California
w00t! w00t! bebe check out this kewliez site!
Spider Man Two Poster?
Bush, the rainforest and a gas pipeline to enrich his friends
Metrosexuals: It's a Guy Thing!
Bush wants marriage reserved for heterosexuals
The A Team Porno Van
Anarchy in the USA
OMGOMGOMG HOTS BABES KISSING
Female Celebrity Wet Tongue Out Action
Bush, Republicans losing support of retired veterans
Blu Cantrell Butt Ass Naked
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