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6/6/03
The Knockoff Project Lil' Kim un-rapped! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! Did he just say "Off the heezy my nephew?" What the heck does that mean? Glad you asked. Get up to date quick with Jonathan's TEEN LINGO Dictionary! Thanks Fat Mouse Pentagon's intelligence service reported no reliable evidence of Iraqi weapons last September. I saw Secretary a while back. I found it neither funny nor provocative only dull. This flash animation is pretty cool though. This is the greatest video ever made! Gay Pimp & the Dirty Gay Teenpop Superstars. It's a Dirty Gay Musical! Hustler Bidding for Nude Amber Frey Pics. She sure sounds like she's a classy lassie. Is Lying About The Reason For War An Impeachable Offense?
"Mr. Maloney has had this intriguing photo in his possession for many years but has very little information about it. This headstone is located in a cemetery somewhere in Switzerland. It was created by an artist called "G. Pepe," who "currently resides several feet below it." Pepe, whose signature is carved on the side of the stone, sculpted it for use as his own headstone."
The "real" Hulk and Bat Girl. Does anyone else think the new Hulk move will be ubar retarded? After "terrorism", hunting down Martha Stewart is the Justice Dept.'s # 1 priority.
I've never heard of Hot Action Cop but check out the video. I saw the Al Franken, Molly Ivins, & Bill O'Reilly Panel Discussion on CNN this weekend. It was pretty interesting and is worth watching. At one point Franken launches into an account of how he had personally caught Bill O'Reilly in a big lie. O'Reilly had stated on at least two or three occasions that his former show, Inside Edition, was the winner of two prestigious Peabody Awards. The story of how Franken tracked down and debunked this claim ran on for 8 or 10 minutes, in excruciating detail. It was a funny story and really made O'Reilly look like a total douche bag. O'Reilly, still silent through most of it, was beside himself and looked to be ready to jump out of his chair and tackle the speaker. Finally, he erupted and called Al Franken a lot of things including, very vicious person. "I thought back and figured maybe 'Inside Edition' won a Peabody for its story 'Swimsuits: How Bare Is Too Bare?' or maybe for its three-part series on the father of Madonas first baby." Al Franken Here is a crazy little clip in which O'Reilly fantasizing about shooting Franken in the head.
I saw the MTV Movie Awards last week and all I have to say is "Not gonna get us! They're not gonna get us! Not gonna get us! Not gonna get us!" 6/3/03 I half-inched this from Chapel-Perilous. It kind of reminds me of JK Potter's photographs, especially this one. Hello, I'm a jackass. MARMaDUKE !!!1``~ | A Celebration of Street Art Two Nobs | How Dodgy Are You? Headbanger | Jerry and Doyle | Nyaaagh! Just because you've lost 150 pounds doesn't mean ANYONE wants to see you naked.
Tight jeans and a Fat Girl, it's like he 80's all over again. Make sure to check out the salad dodger's website too. Nerds See Boobs At E3 Party! NAKED BOOBS! via Opa-Age Forum Jonah Falcon was born with a blessing in, er, disguise until it took over his life. Another T.A.T.U clone? Check out Suitei Shoujo Pix | Pix | Pix Site 73 | zFilter | bOg 5/30/03 It's just like Tatu only it's Asian. They even do a cover of "All The Things She Said". How retarded. Speaking of retarded. Photos of a horny dirty pervert doing pervert things to a Pee-wee Herman doll. What a dirty pervert. If I had a Pee-wee doll I would never do perverted things with it or put it anywhere near my penis. Questions and Answers about Foreign Policy This is a gross story. If you don't like gross stories then don't read any further or just flag it now. You've been warned in advance so don't bother sending me email telling me how gross it is. Peeping | Bobby Goes To Rehab | Space Invaders The truth is that for reasons that have a lot to do with U.S. government bureaucracy, we settled on the one issue that everyone could agree on which was weapons of mass destruction as the core reason. Girls With Guns | BTMF | Attu Sees All I found this train wreck via Reverse Cowgirl. I never knew Alf could be so damn sexy. 5/28/03 Mack Daddy Mario (Thanks Fag) I linked this last week but the linked died fast, so check out crazy cop and if you saw it last week check it out again. The Vice Guide to Being Totally Crushed Out! 4 recordings taken from a Christian sex education album in the late 40's - designed to help parents deal with those tricky questions. Tattoo Doesn't Have Sex, Isn't Getting Married Should Dolls Be Allowed To Say This? Real SUVs for Real Men Kind of like the Onion only political, edgy and actually funny. Why Do They Hate Us? Robbie Williams Uncensored Funny Cat Videos and I mean sort of funny. Bush Encuentra Las Armas Qu?micas Ganguro Girl | Jesus Dress Up Hole In The Dot Net I'm Back Mother Bitches! I had a good time in NYC and maybe I'll write about it in the future. The magazine for Bosses and their Personal Assistants and by personal assistants they mean dirty whores. I don't know if this is true or not but if it is I love the Swedish!
Wacko Jacko In Crazy Afro I found this Know Your War Profiteers Card Deck link on a very cool site called Chapel-Perilous. It looks like Xena: Warrior Princess has really let herself go. Under Construction | Trevor Yerbury Nudes Thomas Ruff Nudes | 'NChink | Haunted Furniture Britney Spears "Hanging Out" with Ashton Kutcher and by "hanging out" I mean boobs. Fat people are more popular than gay people.
Mustache O' The Week Dr. Boner | Turbo | Breakin' | Photographing Saddam An installation by Chilean-born Danish artist Marco Evaristti of working blenders containing live fish. Breakin' - The Website | My Blue Doll | Sorority Secrets Dave Graphics | zFilter | Crazy Cop Look Who Decided To Update His Site Tainted Visage | FunkyShit | bOg 5/10/03 Check out the new REACHING FOR THE RANDOM! Mr Pickles rocks old school Best Buy Merch style! In the red-light district of St Louis in 1895, a pimp shot a man dead in an argument over a hat. The ballad telling the story has been recorded by hundreds of bluesmen and jazzers - and even the Clash. It also helped create modern-day rap. Cecil Brown tells the remarkable tale of Stagolee. The Revolution Will Not Be Televised Bush, Blair nominated for Nobel prize for Iraq war. Irish rock star Bono of U2 was also nominated. Electric 6 - Gay Bar Liking Long Fingernails On Men? THE BITCHIEST GIRL IN HOLLYWOOD I'll be in NYC for the next week so no updates for you. Check out these site sites for the funny: Big Dark Cloud, Perfect Echo, Orsm, and Outbreed. 5/8/03 I saw the Devil last night. He appeared to me in the form of a TV show. The show was ABC's Extreme Makeover. I think we should all pray. So are you sick of could be photoshoped fat pictures of Christina Aquilera yet?
I didn't think so. Another one. Your welcome. Check out retroCRUSH's X-GIRLS GONE WILD featuring, FAMKE JANSSEN, HALLE BERRY, REBECCA ROMIJN-STAMOS, and ANNA PAQUIN. Keanu Reeves is in a band, "Becky", with ex Real Worlder Rebecca Lord. That's just weird. Did you know that Joan Jett didn't write "I Love Rock N Roll"? How (Girl) Apartment Wrestling Turned Bloody! Indie Rock's Sexiest Babe Reverse Cowgirl's COOP Day Would You Like To Bomb Iran? Drewskillz | Eboogyman 5/6/03 Believe it or not, this is not a joke. This is an actual David Hasselhoff video from Europe. Thanks Fagatron Now that's what I call a sticky situation! Thanks Chris. American Psycho | Eat Sushi | BLACKTASTIC Your vote will decide the fate of Porn King Ron Jeremy. His fate will be videotaped for all to bear witness. Choose his fate here. Diamond Dave | Faceful | Bling Bling | Sim Girl Lex Lugar is scary looking. The Lovely Miss Elizabeth is dead. |
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