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12/18/02 This Movie Is Crap
I've seen a lot of crap movies in my day. In fact I've sat through all the Look Who's Talking movies (there were three) and all the Weekend At Bernie's movies (there were two), some of them more then once (not that I'm bragging), but none of that could prepair me for the crap cake that is Pumpkin. If you really really really want to know what a really really bad movie is like, I'd highly recommend Pumpkin. That's the only reason I can not think of to watch this trash. I think Pumpkin can best be described as a an afterschool special that is even more shitty then most afterschool specials. This movie is grade A garbage and I don't care how fucking hot you think Christina Ricci is because she = shit in this movie. BLING BLING | Babes? | Puke Tits Da Bomb | Outbreed Help A Brother Out = Click | Click | Click | Click | Click | Click 12/18/02
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW! Santa said BONGS! Check out Fagatron 2093 new post, he is the funniest gay robot from the future ever! Underground History | Crazy Animals | Mustache | Designer Porno 12/17/02 I started yesterdays update with a picture of a young Joan Jett, today I'm featuring a crazy looking bald Joan Jett. It's a fact Jack.
OMG new SEXY Christina pictures! Speaking of Christina, I got a kick out of this Anti-Christina site XXX-Tina, also check out Bitchney Slutears, because the name alone KILLS ME, Bitchney Slutears, HAW HAW HAW HAW! FUNNY! If you have a little bastard on your Christmas list this year you may want to consider buying him or her one of 2002 most dangerous toys. I find it curous that a pellet gun made the list. It's a fucking pellet gun, of course it's dangerous If you need a list to figure that out, you my friend, have problems. I'm considering starting an 80 metal band called Most Dangerous Dangerous Toyz because that's funny on so many levels. Dixie Chicks Kiss | ApeChild | Eboogyman | bOg 12/16/02
Drool | Sonja Silva | Hmmmm | Brain 12/11/02
STEAL THIS BOOK | LOVE GLOVE | HOT 12/07/02 Go check out the smart new look Spy Magazine, very nice. 12/05/02
I hate Japan. Peephole | Lick Me Where I Pee | Charis Ugly Tit | Cartonman | Abducted | Art 12/02/02
The Sopranos I'm going to take a page out of Mike's site and write a little about The Sopranos tonight. I really can't believe the last episode is this week and I really have no idea where it's going. Someone is going to get wacked but who? The writers have done their damnest to make every character less likeable, and there for easier to kill off. I'm sure I wasn't the only one that noticed this but they seemed to be almost hinting that Furio got wacked by Tony last week. If he did, and Annalisa finds out, the season could end with her telling her people to make Tony "disappear". Furio is her cousin after all. I doubt it though. I'm sure that's what the writers want us to think and they'll be going in a totally different direction. Damn David Chase and his CRAZY story lines!
Places The US Has Bombed | Gang Rule | SEXY
I = whore = Dogbomb & Bog. 11/28/02 Dinner For Five Dinner for Five is my new favorite show. I've been watching it since I got IFC, but today IFC had a marathon and showed all the episodes. Football sucked so I got to see all the episodes I'd missed. It's a fucking brilliant show. If you've never seen the show Jon Favreau and four of his friends from the entertainment industry discuss life, work, and whatever else comes to mind over dinner (and maybe a few drinks). All the episodes are good but surprisingly the fourth is my favorite. It features Andy Dick, Daryl Hannah, and Marilyn Manson. The 5th guest couldn't make it, but I have a feeling that when he or she found out who the other guests were he or she backed out. I don't know about you, but personally I couldn't think of three more annoying people to have dinner with then Andy Dick, Daryl Hannah, and Marilyn Manson, but all and all it works out and ends up being really funny. I actually laughed out loud twice during this episode and gained a little respect for both Andy Dick and Marilyn Manson. I haven't completely sold out because Daryl Hannah can suck it. Really what does she have going besides Blade Runner? If you said Splash or Steel Magnolias you're gay. Junk Make sure you check out Fagatrons new article about his erotic adventure with a midget. Well it's not really an erotic nor an adventure but it's funny stuff. I've been meaning to plug this site for a while, SLBS is some good shit, go check that out. Do me a favor and click here. 11/26/02 Reader Mail Hmmmmm it seems like I had something to write about tonight but I have no idea what it was. I did get a few good emails today. hi Dear Jesse, I also got a second link request from 2 Cute Lingerie. I have no idea why a lingerie store would want to be linked on my site. I'm positive that a majority of my readers are males that have no chance in ever having a girlfriend that would wear SEXY lingerie. The thing I do find interesting about 2 Cute Lingerie is they offer an 120% GUARANTEE! That's right, a 120% GUARANTEE! Are they crazy? That's 20% more then a 100% GUARANTEE! Say I buy a pair of thong panties and I like the fit, you know they dig right in between my ass cheeks and nestle up nice against my asshole. Then I put on my slacks and check them out and I don't have a pantie line so they are doing their job, that's good. Then I wear them for like a week straight and I don't develop a rash or rectal bleeding. So at the point I'm satisfied with my new thong panties, but what If I'm only 100% satisfied? Do I get my money back? More Stupid I actually had this same idea for a website when hot or not first came out. After looking at some of the Art I'm glad it didn't follow up on it. Jenny From The Block | News Hotties | The Brood Thanks go out to Redbrain for sending me way to many hits this past week. Now, bitch make me a sandwich. Credit = Entensity. |
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I just finished watching Rudolph's Shiny New Year, I haven't saw it for like 15 years, and I'm not impressed. If you've never saw it it's a crazy tail about a whale, a caveman, and Rudolph setting out to find Happy, the missing Baby New Year, but if Aeon, a monstrous bird, finds Happy first, December 31st will last forever. So yeah it's pretty stupid. The whole thing ends with Santa saving the day and then saying "If I can deliver presents all around the world in one night, I sure can get you back to Father Time's Castle in a few Bongs!"
