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 Nerds Gone Wild! By Fagatron  Dr. Snack Trial Mix Review By Fagatron  Terry Richardson Gallery  New York's Finest Baby Killer By Fagatron  Five Movie Reviews By CrazyAss13  Brad In Bolder By Mr Pickles |
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10/22/02
I haven't really felt like working on the interweb this week, maybe it's all the Canned Heat I've been listening to. Do yourself a favor and instead of searching for more Christina Aguilera porn, download some Canned Heat, you'll thank me tomorrow. Who am I kidding? Thanks go out to Mark for sending me these spanking ass Christina Aguilera pix's and ApeChild for linking me in a new ApeChild Lore about Miss Dirty Little Bitch herself. Now go gets some of that there Canned Heat Boogie Woogie music! 10/18/02 Seems like I'm not the only one that wants to make CrazyAss13 a Christina Aguilera fan sight. Fat Mouse sent me this very dirrty pix of Miss Aguilera today.
I came up with the comedic caption. I'm funny. With today Christina Aguilera portion of the update out of the way, and it being Thursday, that means it's time for some CrazyAss13 football picks and fantasy bitching. I went 0 and 3 last week with my picks bring my season total up to 1 and 5. I would like to point out I am picking against the spread. Not that makes my average respectable. I just would like to point that out, but fear, yes fear, my football pick magic this week. I'm turning this ship around. Read and learn jerk ass. Washington +7.5 at Green Bay. Take Washington in the upset of the weekend. Oakland -7 at San Diego. Take Oakland. Dree won't be able to throw against this Oakland secondary. San Francisco +2.5 at New Orleans. Take San Francisco. Garcia is going to throw on that NO secondary all day. I fell to 0 and 6 this week making my Fantasy Football team truly pathetic I must win and win most of the rest of my games if I'm going to have any chance to make the playoffs. I did get 10 points out of QB Patrick Ramsey despite 4 interceptions. That is the most points I've got out of a QB all year so I'm sticking with him. At this point, I don't really give a fuck. Take a look at my line up this week and tell me this is an 0 and 6 team. Just tell me! QB Ramsey, Patrick?(QB-Was)? @GB This is my bench. Galloway, Joey?(WR-Dal)? @Ari How the fuck am I 0 and 6? I should be at lest like 2 and 4 with talent like this! It's all a bunch of fantasy bull shit! I'm calling shenanigans on this one! HAPPY JIMMIE WALKER DAY!
Thanks go out to Perfect Echo for reminding me today is a DYN-O-MITE day and giving me an opportunity to show off my autographed Jimmie Walker album. You have to see his shrine to the great one, it brought me closer to god. Thank you Echo. I've got some good features in the wings from The Fat Midget, Fagatron, and Fat Mouse so you should start seeing that good stuff next week. Take a look at Spy Magazine for English Premier League predictions and tons of other great content. Later Dudes. 10/17/02 Want To Be A Gay Wrestler?
Of course you do! bOg | Lesbiantrainwreck | Freestylin 10/16/02 Random Update
I don't really have anything to talk about tonight so I'm just going to sit down and bang a few things out on the old keyboard. Sometimes it works, sometimes it's crap. My friend and sometime contributor to this site Fat Mouse told me about this shirt today. This kills me because it's sold at Christian shopping sites, so I guess there are people out there, well Christian people, that think nerdiness is bad. This might have been true in the 80's but being a nerd is way cool now days. Look at Weezer and Max Fischer from Rushmore, they are all nerds yet cool with the kids. I don't know who is coming up with these t-shirt ideas for Christians but I for one don't think they are doing a very good job. I think a Satan Hates Pizza campaign would work much better, the kids would eat it up because we all know pizza is way cool, I mean Tony Hawk likes pizza. Damn you Satan for hating pizza! Being a Ghost Buster for Halloween might be cool. Ever notice that all the costumes marketed towards women at Halloween are slut costumes. You have the french maid, the cheerleader, the sexy nurse, the wench, the naughty cop, and the genie just to name a few. Take a look at these costumes, they are all some form of a slut. Either men design all these costumes or women like to dress like sluts for Halloween. So I've blown through a months worth of bandwidth in a mere 15 days. This means I will be moving the site to a new host very, very, very, soon. Thanks go out to Trace from Nethitters for hooking me up with a new host. Trace your beer money is coming. Damn, I really have nothing tonight, so go check out some other sites. Attu Sees All has tons of links of fun things to look at on the net and check out Big Dark Cloud because Mike is a stand up guy with a stand up site. 10/15/02
Last night while the rest of the male population was watching Monday Night Football or the MLB Playoffs, I was at my first opera with my girlfriend. How was it? Awesome! In fact last night when I got home I started writing my own opera, so keep you eyes open for Revenge of The Nerds the opera, it's going to be big! Be a whore for me and check out Eboogyman. 10/10/02 One Queer Morning Today when I got to work I found out my coworker, we'll call him Fat Mouse, wasn't going to be in for a couple of hours. Instead of turning on the radio we usually listen to I decided to play some music. I put the new Coldplay in, which I downloaded for my girlfriend but I've become quite fond of. So I'm busy at work and after two hours or so Fat Mouse joins me at work. Fast forward 30 minutes and Fat Mouse asked me how many times we're going to listen to this song. I'm like what are you talking about? He claims we've been listening to the same song since he got to work. I check out my MP3 player and yep it has been on repeat and I've been listening to the same song for like two and a half hours and I didn't even notice it. I of course deny it and tell him he's crazy, and then spend the rest of the day thinking how fucked up I am.
I know this is old news but this has to be the gayest album cover ever. Football Picks Part Due I went 1 and 2 last week with my football picks but I was just warming up. This week I'm back with three picks that are sure winners, so get out your pocket books and make some fat cash. Take Jacksonville giving up 2 to Tennessee Take New England giving up 5.5 to Greenbay Take Indy giving up 6.5 to Baltimore I have a feeling my fantasy football troubles may continue as I'm forced to start an untested Partick Ramsey. I'm praying to God this kid is ready and he can throw some TD's at home against one of the worse secondaries in the league. I curse you Kurt Warner! Now please be a good little bitch and check out the sites below, I said please. Funkyshit | Drewskillz | Wasted Network 10/09/02 Damn Rally Monkey I should have know the Twins were doomed tonight. This afternoon I checked my website and saw that I had 9 new comments. I thought that was pretty cool until I saw all 9 of them were from my brother and they all said "Damn Rally Monkey!". My bro put the CrazyAss13 jinx on the Twins, not me. I'd Like To Thank Christina Aguilera Today CrazyAss13 saw the most hits it ever has in a single day. In fact I broke my old recorded by more then 200 hits. A lot of those hits came from horny perverts looking for Christina Aguilera pix's from her new video Dirrty. I'm a man of the people so here's some more you damn dirty perverts.
Suddenly I'm feeling like a bigger whore then Christina Aguilera...like that's possible. If your looking for the Dirrty screen shots they are here and you can watch the video here.
The Smoking Gun has put together a page of celebrity mug shots. Besides the Vanilla (Ice Ice Baby) shot some of my favorites are, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Frank Sinatra, Sid Vicious, and Don King pre crazy hair. That all I got tonight, do me a favor and go check out Dogbomb (new design), Redbrain, and bOg. 10/07/02 Twins Rule
I love baseball and sometimes that makes me feel like a bigger outcast then the last living Tony! Toni! Tone! fan, but fuck that I'm AWESOME and all you HATERS can just stick it. The only problem I have with baseball is that I like a crap team, the KC Royals, which means I get no hot baseball postseason action. Anyway my whole point of this is that the Yankees and the A's can go suck a big, black, fat one, because they are LOSERS. Still Talking About Sports The CrazyAss13 jinx is on! I put Michael Vick on the front page of my site Friday and Sunday he gets knock out of the game with a separated shoulder, and gives my fantasy team a big fat ZERO points! My streak is intact, I will move to 0 and 5 this week, but I see trouble around the corner. This week I play the other 0 and 5 team in my league but I have confidence I will find a ways to lose. Is Anyone Still Reading This SALTYT has the photos of the Rebecca Gayheart evening dress slip. That Noxema girl is one dirty little slut. I'd like to thank CrazyFuckedUpShit for linking me on his front page and for thinking the name of my site is Crazy Ass 14. HAW HAW HAW! Go to Dogbomb and TSGX now. 10/03/02 Friday Funday Update
Who would have known taking Kurt Warner with the second pick in the draft would be a bad move? At least Kurt is hurt now so I have hopes that my QB will actually get me POSITIVE points. My new QB's are Michael Vick and Jamie Martin. Michael Vick has been pretty good and I would have actually won a few games if I would have started him instead of Warner all year, but he's facing a tough Tampa Bay D so I'm not really to excited about that, and I don't feel comfortable starting Jamie Martin because he has a pussy girl name. Blood Hell! My track record for predicting the out come of sporting events on this web site is pretty weak (Mike Tyson) but I don't really have any content tonight so what the hell, plus I swear to Big Baby Jesus the ODB himself that I picked The Chargers over the Pats and the Ravens over the Broncos last week so I'm HOOOTTT! So call your bookie A SAP and take a seat on this CASH train baby! Take Denver giving up 5 to San Diego. Take New England and the 3 points over Miami. Take St. Louis and the 7 points over San Francisco. Now bet that shit, sit back, and profit! Other Junk My bro sent me a link with a picture of that guy that turned himself blue and damn if that isn't weird! He also sent me this Mayberry in Star Trek link which is equally bizarre. I bet you all though CrazyAss was the weird one at family gatherings. Let me introduce you to my new linking partner Orange Dungarees. Great site and I love the design. FYI it has boobies on it so you might not want to check that one out at work. Fagatron second post this week is up and it is the funny so check that out too. If this page took a super long time to load it's because I'm lazy and I don't feel like archiving stuff so you'll just have to suck it. Still hungry for content? Got over to ApeChild and let the fun begin. Have a kick ass weekend! 10/02/02 Christina Aguilera Is Dirrty
If you haven't checked out Christina Aguilera's new video you should. You can watch it here or see some screen caps here. ScreaminKing wrote about it yesterday on his site but I had no fucking idea how bad it was. The red-pantied crotch-shots seem to be burned into my brain, and I noticed she wears kneepads in all her scenes and I think that is very telling. 10/01/02 Pizza Rules But Checker Guys Suck It This is an actual conversation I had with the checker guy at the grocery store last night. Checker Guy: Did you find everything okay today? Me: Yes. Checker Guy: Making pizza tonight? I was buying pizza crust, sauce, pepperonis, and other pizza related paraphernalia. Me: How did you guess? Checker Guy: That sounds like fun! Me: I'm going to stab your face off. Reader Mail I wrote a little thing about my 10 favorite wrestlers some time ago, yesterday I was cleaning my mailbox and I found this email some dude sent me after reading it, enjoy. ITS SURE NICE THAT YOU REMEMBER ALL OF THOSE 50'S WRESTLERS EXCEPT FOR EARTHQUAKE AND RVD, BUT IM JUST WONDERING HOW OLD ARE U FOR REAL? 100? 100? BA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Best email ever!
Punk Rock Aerobics I can deal with, kind of sort of, but who the hell thinks The White Stripes are punk rock? Fucking retards that's who! By the way, I ripped that image off from this site. John Stamos button = the funny shit --> |
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It's friday which mean I get to look forward to losing again in fantasy football this weekend. I usually do pretty well with this stuff but I'm cursed in my office league. Last year I started 0 and 5 and this year I'm 0 and 4 looking to go 0 and 5.
