11/20/02

Five Good Things

1. David Cross "Shut Up You Fucking Baby!"
If you don't own this cd yet, buy it. If you liked Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, or Lenny Bruce you'll love this album. David Cross is funny. Hes funnier and smarter than you can ever be. He knows how to work political humour. He knows how to skull fuck rednecks with humor. He makes fun of Christians and Jews and society and it's so fucking funny you may literally shit you pants. Buy this cd.

Sample #1 | Sample #2

2. Pimm's
If you've never enjoyed Pimm's I highly recommend it. Mix it with ginger ale, 7-up, or lemon aid, either way it's good stuff. Pimm's is a gin-based drink created in 1840 and only six people know the secret recipe. What does that mean? It means is good, drink up fools.

3. JURASSIC 5 ?"Power In Numbers"
What Jurassic 5 has for hip-hop is a wonderful thing. J5's energy, positivity and their way of unearthing old school values isn't just morally refreshing, it's radical. J5 has a good thing going, check them out.

4. Rolling Stones "Gimme Shelter"
Thanks to IFC I've had the opportunity to see this film again. It's about the tragic free Rolling Stones concert in Altamont 1969. The Hell's Angels were in charge of security and one person was killed while the Stones played "Sympathy for the Devil". It is a brilliant documentary of this tragic event.

5. Key Lime Pie
I hate pie for the most part but love Key Lime. I've made this a few times and only had problems one time when I screwed up the ingredients. His is a very simple recipe and only takes a few minutes to prepare and 12 minutes to bake. Make that shit and eat it, it's good.

Hoax Photo Test | No Defecating | Crazy Japanese

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11/19/02

Guess What!

Cool Flash | DJ CrazyAss | Modern Art | Stars2ya

Cool Site | Cool Site | Cool Site

WOW | WOW | WOW

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11/15/02

Happy Late Birthday To Me

I went out tonight to celebrate my birthday with a few friends. A good time was had by all and I got the chance to drink a few dark beers and pitch my new reality WB / Fox TV shows. The first being a lipstick lesbian version of the bachelor, called the Lipstick Lesbian Bachelorette. It would have all the glitz of The Bachelor but with hot girl on girl action. A sure hit!

My other spin on The Bachelor is the HIV Positive Bachelor. The tag line would be, 'He might be HIV positive but you get to be on the TV box!', another hit!

Other Junk

Mr Pickles is back and it's about god damn time! Check it out, very nice stuff.

Thanks go out to Mr. Outbreed for being an awesome dude, and sending me a birthday card.

A lot of people are on this guys dick lately but "Wearing a Japanese shirt doesn't make you Japanese" is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.

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11/14/02

Bad Photoshop

Bad Plastic Surgery

Media Whore | Too Little Too Late
Biggest and Hottest | Cool Site | MP3

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11/12/02

Yeah, so it's my birthday today so I just got a few things.

American's Are Stupid | The Worse Use Of Flash

Jennifer Connelly | Nasty

SALTYT has some screencaps of the OMG HOT HOT Rebecca Romjin-Stamos and Rie Rassmussen lesbian scene from "Femme Fatale". SNAP!

The Lauren Ambrose Appreciation Site

Thanks go out to these fine sites for sending me traffic.

Random-Abstract | Webzinex | Skrodahl

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11/08/02

GO BLUE! I'll be in Minnesota this weekend to watch Michigan win its 15th straight against Minnesota and keep the "Little Brown Jug" another year. You can watch the game on ESPN if your interested.

Have a good weekend and go visit some of my friends.

Big Dark Cloud | ApeChild

Outbreed | Perfect Echo | Kill To Cure

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11/07/02

Not Much Today

Talk about the Bushification of America! The man is out of control!

Fagatron sent me this in a bastard Word version a few weeks back. Being a mac person I couldn't see the pictures. It's much funnier with the pictures. This is the best page in the universe by the way.

When these guys get out of college they are going to open the law firm Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, and Fat Boner.

Check out this "fashion editorial" that's in the August issue of THE FACE. pix 1 pix 2 pix 3 pix 4

Do me a favor lads, click.

11/06/02

The Bushification Of America

Tonight has been a big night for Republicans. I'm disappointed, but not surprised. The Republicans have a very popular president that raised a record amount of money and spent a lot of time stumping for republican candidates. Mr Bush was in the small state of South Dakota 5 times stumping for Republican challenger John Thune. That's the most a president has ever visited South Dakota. If the Republicans take control of the Senate they will have to accomplish a lot in the next 2 years or it will mean the death of George Bush Jr in 2004 and a big Republican backlash. What ever happens it will be interesting.

I'll be up most of the night waiting to see if Tim Johnson can hold off Republican challenger John Thune here in South Dakota. If Johnson can hold, I'll have that at lest, if not, fuck it, we'll be back in 2004.

Well enough politics, I'm sure that's not what you came here for.

Other Junk

I've got to give a mad shout out to the Fat Midget for his Christians Are Stupid post. It has become the most commented on and controversial post CrazyAss13 has ever seen. I've had a lot of negative and positive comments on it and I've even received some hate mail because of it. It's funny because of all the shit I've put up on this site, I've only received hate mail one other time, and that was because I was making fun of Mariah Carey. So I guess the two subject you don't fuck with are Christianity and Mariah Carey.

My favorite Butt Machine Fagatron sent me this link. Very cool.

SNAP | SNAP X 10 | SNAP X 100

Even stripers think that Christina Aguilera is a skank hoe. This story contains a butt ugly picture of Christina.

All you bitches out there, male and female, need to send me fan signs and make me cool. If you do I promise to plug the hell out of you.

I guess now we know for sure that Tiger Wood is not gay, check out his girlfriend.

Screw you guys, I'm going to watch CNN and see how bad the Democratic party got killed. Do me good and click the links below.

bOg | Eboogyman | Dogbomb | Ajay / Nethitters

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11/05/02

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10/31/02

For some reason I thought it was Halloween yesterday. I don't know why, I just did. I figured out it wasn't around noon yesterday when talking to a co-worker.

CrazyAss Trying To Make Small Talk With Co-worker: It's Halloween today huh.

Co-worker: No it's not.

CrazyAss13 Trying To Make Small Talk With Coworker: Heh, yeah.

If you have the Sundance Channel you may want to watch or record Kill By Inches, Spiral (Uzumaki), and Ghost Actress tonight. I've heard very good things about both Spiral and Ghost Actress and I can't wait to see them.

The Fag's back and gayer then ever, check it out.

Guess Who Turns Up As #1 In Google Search For "Stoned Chicks"? Ba ha ha ha ha! I think Mac has ruined that girl. She should just throw in the towel and become the spokes person for the "Legalize It" movement.

Do you think if you apply for a job at High Times Magazine you have to take a drug test to make sure you DO smoke weed? I'm almost sure of it.

Well folks have a good Halloween, and if you have kids make sure to properly lubricate their anal canals before sending them out Trick or Treating. It saves time and can prevent nasty chafing.

Kill To Cure | OMG Chicks Kissing | More Dirrty | Dogbomb

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10/30/02

Happy Frickin' Halloween!

Oh Christina! Every time I think I've drawn all I can from the comedy gold mine that is Christina Aguilera she gives me more. It seem that in a recent report from Fox News Christian has admitted she's not down with white boys.

NEW YORK Christina Aguilera has made a confession sure to disappoint some of her male fans -- she'd rather not date white guys.

"I want the boys with the 'flava!' He's got to have some flava and edge to him," the pop tart tells the upcoming issue of Rolling Stone.

Christina -- who appears topless on the cover of her new album "Stripped" -- also blasts actress Jennifer Love Hewitt for her penchant for Caucasian men.

"She wants a bunch of white boys I don't want ... I would scare the s--- out of her if she came to one of my sleepovers," she says.

But perhaps fearing a backlash of criticism over her views, the busty blonde adds: "I don't discriminate because of color. I actually dated my first one recently."

And if that revelation doesn't jolt her audience, perhaps this little tidbit will -- the hitmaking hottie has pierced her private parts and now wears a diamond-covered ring between her legs.

I always knew being white would give me the upper hand in society. I just didn't know it would be of this magnitude.

While I'm at it, this is cool, but this is just gay.

The Fat Midget send me a funny little piece about his views on Christians a few weeks back and I finally got it up tonight. I can't say I agree with all of it but I do think it's all very funny and it's a must read if your freaky about Jesus.

That's all suckers, do me a favor and click here and then go show Outbreed some funky loven.

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10/29/02

Energy Cannot Be Destroyed!

What up? Just a few things.

The photo above was taken by Terry Richardson for N*E*R*D. Pretty neat huh.

"President Bush is losing the popularity he so desperately needs to gain control of the Senate and keep power in the House." NO MORE YEARS! NO MORE YEARS! Lets raise our glasses to another one term President Bush.

Mr Pickles is selling a bunch of CRAZY CDs on eBay. He's even selling his prized NSYNC CD. BA HA HA HA HA!

Black People Love Us! Mad props go out to Outbreed for that one. He rules at the internet.

Look for another update tonight you mothers.

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