Title: Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
File Under: Hot bitch gone loco
Grade: 3
As cool as that "cut it out" thing Dave Coulier does

I hate it when somebody sees a picture of a model and says, "s/he's hot!" No fucking shit, Sherlock! That's what they get paid for. Thus, I feel we cannot judge models by looks, we can only judge them by the choices they make in life.

Rebecca, Rebecca, Rebecca, what have you done? You'd most likely have ranked rather well. After all, you've starred in some good action movies like X-Men and Rollerball, and you don't come off as a dumb whore when you speak. But then you went and married (which, I assume, means you also had sex with) John Stamos. John fucking Stamos. John fucking Full House Stamos. John fucking Full House if I'm not cool then why does my hair look like this Stamos. Ah, Christ.

Fagatron 2093 says: John Stamos?!!?