Title: Punisher #8
Publisher: Marvel Comics
File Under: Your bird cage
Grade: 0.01
As cool as being shot in the gut and dying a slow agonizing deaths

As if to remind you why The Punisher was previously cancelled, some dumb fuck of an editor decided to segway from Garth Ennis' brilliant series relaunch to this total catastrophe. I've been reading comics for too long, and this is the worst thing I can ever remember reading.

What makes the Punisher cool? He's a guy with a gun and a vendetta against the world. What makes this comic suck ass? The Punisher time travels to '40s Chicago to join Al Capone's gang so he can assassinate him and end organized crime. Sound too sci-fi for this "gritty" series? It is! At the end, Frank Castle wakes up. It was all a nightmare.

Can you sufficiently slit your wrists with a paper cut?

Fagatron 2093 says: Either the editor, writer, or both deserve to be gang raped over this.