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Round 2 11/29/01 MrPickles
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 This whole thing is new to me...so if some of these post get to be stupid, just let me know.? To be honest, I really have no reason to be doing this.? After all, I'm a busy guy (I at least pretend to be), and writing doesn't come as natural to me as it does to others.? But, in the spirit of adventure, anyway, you get the idea.? Experience is everything.
Last post, I inserted a quote from a song, which I expected a few people to pick up on.? I didn't get the response I had hoped for, but that may be due to the fact that nobody figured out the concept in the first place.? Or, it could be that nobody knew the lyrics to the song.? Either way, keep your eyes open for these in the future, and email me if you know the answer.? I was?thinking of some sort of prize to award to the first correct answer, and this is what I came up with:? Include your mom's e-mail address along with your answer, and if you get the answer correct, I'll e-mail her and tell her so.? That'll be your prize.
??? In a recent post, CrazyAss13 said he wasn't a big fan of live music.? Long ago, he told me this story which sheds some light on the situation:? "When?I was a knee-high to a grasshopper, my dad loved Hall & Oates.? In particular, the album "Hall & Oates: Live at the Opollo", was a favorite of his.? Naturally, I grew fond of this album (and live music in general), until that fateful day in November of 1989 when I decided to go out for the basketball team.? With the build of a young?Karl Malone, I figured I was a?lock for the team.? When I went to the hospital to get my physical, I was horrified at the prospect of another man grabbing my nads and asking me to cough.??You remember middle school don't you?? Remember?when you used to get?a boner for no reason at all?? What if I...and you can imagine my horror when I saw that the doctor looked just like John Oates, right down to the sideburns..."? Whoa! (speaking of "Whoa, this guy?seems to say "Whoa" at some point in all of his movies...think about it)?Enough said. After hearing this harrowing tale, I find myself sympathetic.? However, having never been violated by a man who looks like a?80's pop star, I still love live music, especially the rare shit.? If you don't like live music, you might enjoy this site.? If you really like live music, go here, and keep your eyes open for MrPickles.? After all, the live sounds of PJ put a big, dumb grin on my face. Cheers. >>Please Vote<<
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The Premier of Mr. Pickles
11/26/01 CrazyAss13
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 This posting shit may become a weekly occurrence...we'll see.? CrazyAss13 is a good friend of mine, and he invited me to post, so I figure it's my duty.
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I wanted to talk about why my Thanksgiving weekend was a mixed bag of good and bad.? First off, I spent the hallowed holiday in Saratoga, WY.? The weather was nice when we got there, but then it got colder, and eventually snowed like a mad-bitch on Friday.? My Turkey day started off like this:? I woke up and decided to go prairie dog hunting with some of the relatives.? That's right, I was going to go shoot some prairie dogs.? Poor bastards.? Some of you probably condemn this behavior.? I don't give a shit.? Someone was saying that Prairie Dogs?make good pets.? If you decide to adopt one let me know where you live...I'll come over and shoot it.? Anyway,?like I was saying, it was colder than shit, so the dogs were staying in their holes.? I walked around like a crazed militant with my .22 rifle looking for something to shoot.? I ended up shooting the hell out of a few cow pies, and a salt lick.? If you don't know what a salt lick is, go here (not that it will help).? I am beginning to realize that I am setting myself up for some ridicule based on the following facts:? 1) "Got a gun, 'fact I got two!? That's ok man...(can you this quote?) 2) I was in Wyoming... 3)? I shot a cow pie.? So if you hate me already, I'll understand.? If so, go watch MTV, and put your pinky?up your ass.
Anyways...back to the story at hand.? Thanksgiving meal was great.? I was thinking that it would be pretty much impossible to screw up Thanksgiving, until I saw some guy trying to deep-fat fry his turkey.? The whole contraption caught on fire and almost burned down his garage.? As the fire was burning, the first thing he rescued was a case of Coors.? Now, some beers?are worth salvaging, but I would have rescued a?sack full of cat shit before a case of Coors.? Anyways...Friday sucked since the Huskers got their asses kicked by Colorado.? I know CrazyAss got pleasure from the game, but he likes chicks with dicks, and gay pokemon.? Go figure. Cheers,
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He's So KAY-RAY-ZAY!
11/24/01 CrazyAss13
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I went to a Hockey game tonight and then rented some movies. It seems like all the new releases are either stuff I don't want to see or stuff I've seen so I came home with Death Race 2000, which I've seen like a millions times but love, Octopussy, and Never Say Never Again. James Bond seemed like a good idea tonight.
I actually had some shit stain, ass wipe (not really) ask me what the fuck CrazyAss13 is supposed to mean. Let me explain.
It all started 5 years ago when my room mate and myself were getting high and watching Cops. Some guy wacked out on goofballs was getting arrested by the cops and he had one of those shitty air brush t-shirts on that you get at the fair. We were trying to figure out what it said but the guy was wrestling around with the cops and such. When they finally showed the shirt it said "Crazy Ass". At the time that was the funniest thing ever. We were on the floor laughing. We must have been really high. Anyway from that day on anytime I need a user name for something I tried used crazyass the problem was that it was very rarely available. I could of used KAY-RAY-ZAY-ASS but that would be stupid. So I started using the number 13 with CrazyAss. I chose 13 because I like cheesy art containing flaming13's, and flaming skulls, or even better yet flaming skulls with the number 13 on them. Well there you have it folks CrazyAss13. Here are some other "Crazy" sites.
Still Crazy for Rick  | Crazy over Swayze | Crazy for Carrot Top
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An octopus has one major brain, and eight tiny brains - one in each tentacle.
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Fuckin' Manners, Please?
11/21/01 CrazyAss13
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 Tis the night before Thanks Giving and I'm sitting at home watching The Sopranos episodes 12 through 15. Good stuff.
I found this on the Pop Bitch message board. Roadie rules for the last Bon Jovi tour:
1. if on stage, you must wear a Bon Jovi t-shirt
2. no drugs
3. you're never allowed to look a band member in the eye.
(Rule number 3 applies at all times, even between shows) Fucking Bon Jovi, who the fuck do they think they are?
I got a birthday present from my brother today. Check it out. Pretty fucking cool huh? He sent me a letter with is that said that's what I get for not telling him what I want for my birthday and I'll get more of the same if I don't tell him what I want for Christmas. I think it's pretty cool though, it's a good companion piece to my autographed Jimmie Walker record. If he would have got me something I asked for I'd probably just got this or this. A James Best autographed photo has way more class. Take a look at James Best's webpage. He's a painter now and still living off his Dukes of Hazard fame.
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I've been reading RowdyMick, it a new site but it looks good so far, for example "Bon Jovi is musical panty remover...", see that's some funny shit. Check it out. Who doesn't love some good CRAPPUCCINO! sent me that, go ahead and email him. He wants all your midget porn, he loves that shit. Buffy's swearing keyboard is some funny shit. Gawd Dayum! Fucking Famous Monkeys through history! KATE WINSLET is a dirty whore. . >>Vote For Me , Please!<<
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A Boner The Size Of Florida!
11/19/01 CrazyAss13
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 A Boner The Size Of Florida!
Anyfuckingway, I have nothing to say but this is what I've been up too.
I went to the Rival Schools show last week and it was cool. They were good live, much better then the video game. I even bought a T-shirt.
I saw Heist and it was a really good, much better then I thought it would be. Great dialog and well written You might say it was cuter then a Chines baby, but I wouldn't. I also saw 13 Ghosts which is a piece of garbage that shouldn't even be mentioned on this crap website. Shannon Elizabeth couldn't act her way out of a wet paper sack but I guess it's not her acting skills that get her parts. Wink Wink.
I've been playing the junk out of the new live Radio Head and Modest Mouse "The Moon & Antarctica". Both good disks. Thanks Shiznit, I got some good stuff coming back to you.
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What happens when you mix robots and music? I'm not sure but it looks pretty gay. Why is it "We Can Put A Man On The Moon, But We Can't Make Killer Robot Police? Johnny Five -- Our favorite robot star from the Short Circuit movies.
That's all the robot I got for you, but someone has a boner the size of Florida for Mariah Carey. I'm not sure who's crazier Mariah or the people that send her fan mail. The fatties that ate the prom. This site contains pictures of famous birds off the telly in various states of undress. I've never heard of half these "birds". The best of gay wrestling. Joey Lawrence has a new film coming out, "Tequila Body Shots". Whooah. Jaded Hearts is almost content less, but it makes me laugh. Welcome to the Church of Bert Reynolds. You really have to go to WhaleRider's Big Men Page and read it. Crazy Stuff. I've been enjoying Perfect Echo a lot lately. He is no Disco Stu though. >>Vote for me if you like Hubba Bubba Soda<<
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