CrazyAss13

9/11/02
Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Alf!
That's my September 11th retrospective post. I hope you enjoyed it.

Despite the mostly positive response I redesigned the site last night. It should be up this week, it looks tits.

Read about Bigfoot and Bearfoot.

Some very nice sites.

Check
9/10/02
I Love Taco Patty!
Check out more photos of totally AWESOME cafeteria food! My high school made a less offensive dish, Nach Beef Bake. I swear one time I found an old shoe lace in it. That really brings me back. Mmmmmmmmm Nacho Beef Bake.

SALTYT presents Babes in the Bath. Where's Bathtubgirl?

I got digital cable this weekend. So far I've watched this, this, this twice, and some movie with this chick in it, but it's all good because I'm set for the new season of this.

Other sites to look at.

8/29/02
I don't know what's worse the fact the I watched American Idol or the fact that Nikki, the untalented one, was my favorite.

I'd like to get a par of these so I could see a whole lot of the Hottza Hottaz.

The way I see it, you have people who own lawns and people who mow them. And they are never the same.

8/28/02
I thought this site was going to be about something else.

Its like standing on Mt. Everest with my pants down.

I think Hot Rod Condoms are a good thing.

Other then that not much is going on. I found out my brother reads this site, so I want to say "Hi" to him and, oh, I almost forgot, hot nachos and plastic shoes.

Thanks go out to KK for the Star Trek picture.

8/27/02
Yesterdays picture of Gal from Sexy Beast got such a reaction. I feel as though I have to reverse the sausage factor with this picture of Heidi Klum as Farah Fawcett in that poster. Sausage boys go home.

Ellen Feiss is famous because her dad's computer ate her homework.

WELL COME! JAPANESE BARBER SHOP! LET'S GO!

8/26/02
People say, "Don't you miss it, Gal?" I say, "What, England? Nah. Fucking place. It's a dump. Don't make me laugh. Gray, grimy, sooty. What a shit hole. What a toilet. Every cunt with a long face shuffling about, moaning, all worried. No thanks, not for me." They say, "What's it like, then, Spain?" And I'll say, "It's hot. Hot. Oh, it's fucking hot. Too hot. Not for me." I love it.

My weekend was fine. Yours? Nice.

Thanks go out to Dogbomb and John's Crawlspace for throwing me some hits.

Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

I don't feel much like talking right now.

Going To See Bob Dylan
8/22/02
I'm going with all the hippies to see Dylan tonight. Rock and roll.

Here's some crappy links for you.

Sick But Funny | Anna Kournikova With Some Crap On Her Face
| Supermodels Are Lonelier Than You Think

Disco Stu Likes Disco Music!
8/18/02
My weekend = awesome because I scored a 12" copy of the vintage Disco Duck "Big Hits Dance Party" album at a local thrift shop. This baby cost me a mere fifty cents and will give me a lifetime of pleasure! I rule!

I caught Dogtown and Z-Boys this weekend and I must say it's a rad movie. If you ever picked up a skateboard and tried to look cool check it out.

Visit these good people American Jackass and Site 73
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No Update Today, Wow!
8/14/02
What up? I was to lazy to update last night but I got a new post by Fagatron and Fat Midget that should go up tonight. Here's a few links to the funny that should hold you over till then.

I found this on Pitchfork. "As previously reported, Beck kicked off an acoustic tour August 2nd in Seattle which is set to wrap up at Los Angeles' Wadsworth Theater August 30th. According to a report on MTV.com, concertgoers to the August 11th show in Ann Arbor, MI were treated to a cameo from the White Stripes' Jack White, who was introduced as "Ghostface Killah from the Wu-Tang Clan." White, dressed in black from head to toe, then proceeded to duet with Beck on "Cold Brains" and Robert Johnson cover "Last Fair Deal Gone Down" to a half-ecstatic, half-baffled crowd."
Crazy white boys!

THE OMG HOTZA HOTZA LINK O' THE DAY!

Japanese Fashion #1 | Japanese Fashion #2 | Japanese Fashion #3 | Japanese Fashion #4 | Japanese Fashion #5 | Japanese Fashion #6

I enjoy this.

My New Favorite Train Wreak!
8/10/02
I caught the E True Hollywood store on Anna Nicole Smith this weekend. You should check it out because she's one crazy bitch. I might have to rent this god awful straight to video movie she made. I got to know just how god awful it is.

Check out this picture I took of Fagatron during my trip to NY, he sure is gay!

THE OMG HOTZA HOTZA LINK O' THE DAY! (Click here to find out more)

I rented Mulholland Drive this weekend, I saw in the theaters but I had to see it again after reading this. Great film.

Courtney Love without her make-up = butt ugly.

I added this comment script this weekend. I doubt if it will stay thought because you jerkasses won't use it and I'll get sick of coding it. Prove me wrong and leave me a totally awesome message about how cool I am.

Sexy!
8/9/02
I decided to start today's post off with a little "Oh So Sexy" Loni Anderson for no particular reason. Go check out Big Boy's Loni Anderson page for all your Loni wants and needs.

Jon Bon Jovi High School Yearbook *Zoowie*

I wish I could have saw this when I was in Jersey.

Not work safe, Peepshow.

I'm Back Jerkholes
8/7/02
Yes I'm back from my trip to the eastcoast. In which I got to hang with my gay dawg Fagatron and have lots of awesome times. I could tell you a tail of "chowmein on a bun" but I think Fag might have something to say about that later so I'll keep this short and shit.

First up I want to thank the good folks that plugged the site change. I got to give Mr. Echo a big thanks because his little blurb about it made me laugh a hardy laugh and above average thanks to BDC, Outbreed, and a boy named Katie or something.

Hits are down, which always happens when I neglect the site, but I got some good stuff in the wings. You'll see some new posts to the left and I got some crap links for you below.

I know you guys want some p0rn so here's a picture of some big ass jugs. HAW HAW HAW I kill me.

The Fat Midget has found a new Jesus he wanted me to share with you all. My new Jesus is men who look like Kenny Rogers.

7/22/02
It amazes me what some people will put up with for $6.50 an hour. True Porn Clerk Stories = Wacky Stuff.

New Look, Same Stupid
7/21/02

Inspired by the Jesus Of The Week, I've redesigned CrazyAss13. This blue thing is where I will now type all my everyday useless crap and to you left is now the featured section which will showcase all the reviews and articles by Fagatron, Mr. Pickles, The Fat Midget, and any other chumps that I might trick into writing for the site. The reasons for the change is that I noticed the review section on the old site had became a kind of a cluster fuck and that people where no longer checking them out and I just needed a change. I haven't checked this shit out on a PC yet, I'm Mac all the way dudes, so things have probably gone very wrong and I'll be fixing a lot of crap the next few days, but feel free to and tell me what's all screwed up. I'm also using iframes and a few other things that don't work with Netscape 4.7, but if your still using Netscape 4.7 sell you computer you mother faggot.