Q&A

Q: What do you get when you mix Holy Water and Prune Juice?
A: A Religious Movement.

Q: What's the difference between husbands and prisoners?
A: Prisoners complain behind bars. Husbands complain in them.

Q: How do you get a woman to argue with you?
A: Say something.

Q: What's the major difference between wives and husbands who are trying to have children?
A: Wives want to videotape the birth of their child. Husbands
want to videotape the conception.

Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: Honey, I'm home.

Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
A: Gonorrhea.

Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A: A quarter pounder with cheese.

Q: What three things do women have in common with KFC?
A: Breasts, thighs and a greasy box.

Q: Why did Tiger have his head in the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh!

Q: What's the best pick-up line in a gay bar?
A: May I push in your stool?