Little Johnny

A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the word "fascinate." Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Baltimore Aquarium and saw all the fish. I was fascinated."

The teacher said again, "Good, but I wanted the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him.

Little Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."