WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A MAN!

Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
Your last name stays put!
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
Wedding plans take care of themselves!
You can be President.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
You can open all your own jars.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
Same work... more pay!
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding Dress $5,000; Tux rental $100.
One mood, all the damn time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can kill your own food.
Your underwear is $8.95! for a three-pack!
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for dozens of relatives on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
The world is your urinal!
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